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My name is Mahalia.

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marina-del-cyrus:

distahnce:

book-titles-for-band-names:

unic0rrn-sluts:

this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…

IT’S BACK. IT’S FINALLY BACK.

Omg me right now

She wasn’t even talking about period pains y’all

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screams:

queued! xx

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yvchiru:

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

You’re a fucking idiot.

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Yahoo: We want to make Tumblr more friendly

Me: Go fuck yourself

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the-dark-lord-lucifer-aka-satan:

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

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can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

sand
alcohol or lighter fluid
sugar
Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

Dammit, stop opening the windows to hell!

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